A frozen food shopper called Ray
With his Sat Nav decided to play
His trip to the store
Took 3 days - and more
'Cause Icelands a very long way!
There was an old woman from Sibsey
Who drunk lots and lots of whiskey
She told a white lie
Joined the WI
And now she's just a bit tipsey.
There was a young woman from Gwent
Went travelling abroad with a tent
The wind kept blowing
Hailing and snowing
She wished she had never went.